Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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