White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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