For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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