No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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