I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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