Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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