i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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