he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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