...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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