What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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