why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
