i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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