i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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