with your own penis?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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