This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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