I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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