I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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