Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
one might say we're banned from that church
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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