BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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