you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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