Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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