I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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