then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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