omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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