On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
