Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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