No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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