He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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