He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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