i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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