I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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