Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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