my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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