It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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