So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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