everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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