i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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