I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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