How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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