ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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