I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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