drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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