If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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