Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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