She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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