I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I got chris browned last night
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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