I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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