i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
