the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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