well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think people are normalizing furries
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
